I was so high I forgot who I was

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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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gnumblr:

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gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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brttny32194:

but why do i say β€œi know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one
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idf troops in gaza be like
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sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again
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